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how is it that i dont go on tumblr for what feels like 2 weeks and i get 5 followers ok
January 2013
gthorndal:
so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering
and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought
but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower
my mom thought something was wrong with me
okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case.
LOL →
failfox:
lovewithoutfearofsociety:
pockytardis:
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he...
i went to big day out yesterday and it was fantastic, i went with my closest friends and got to see childish gambino and it was hectic, then made my way to the front to catch up with my friends and the boiler room and got the the barrier for then end of nicky romero who was great, and we waited for crystal castles basically and they were fantastic and i nearly touched alice glass SO CLOSE but the...
dyslecix:
tom-bass:
THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING...
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I sent an email to the head office of pancake...
Dear Pancake Parlour, you beautiful people. While I spend my time at my local shopping centre, the highly esteemed Werribee Plaza, I cannot help but feel as though something is missing from this near perfect establishment that houses many well known high traffic departments such as Myer, and um… Kmart and oh yes, Village cinemas! As a loyal and appreciative fan of your delicious cuisine, I...
